Now it is such a bizarrely improbable coincidence that anything so mind-bogglingly useful could have evolved purely by chance that some thinkers haven chosen to see it as a final and clinching proof of the non-existence of God.
The argument goes something like this: ‘I refuse to prove that I exist,’ says God, ‘for proof denies faith, and without faith I am nothing.’
‘But,’ says Man, ‘the Babel fish is a dead give away, isn’t it? It could not have evolved by chance. It proves you exist, and so therefore, by your own arguments, you don’t. QED.’
‘Oh dear,’ says God, ‘I hadn’t thought of that,’ and promptly vanishes in a puff of logic.
‘Oh, that was easy,’ says Man, and for an encore goes on to prove that black is white and gets himself killed on the next pedestrian crossing.
For the last hour I have been doing superficial research on:
Investment banking
World debt
Radiation
Nuclear fallout
Plasma
etc
because I know nothing… GOOD THING I CHOSE TO TELL THIS STORY

7 months ago
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Creationists make it sound as though a theory is something you dreamt up after being drunk all night.